#6

Tonight, at approximately 9pm, i was seriously craving some snacky snackeroos so i headed downstairs to meet ma and pa at 'la kim poh', as they so affectionately call it.

As ma and i prowled the neighbourhood, we went through this dodgy carpark. Along one of the empty lots, i, a.k.a. miss sharp eyes, or hawky as some people call me (hehe), spotted a tiny ginger-coloured kitten.

I made a little cat-call at him/her, kind of like the sound you make when someone bumps into you, or as if to imitate a lizard. Anyway, the little feline sort of scampered towards me in the cutest of ways and didn't hesitate to snuggle up to me and my not-so-snuggly feet (I just almost typed feets. Like zomglolzwtfbbq).

I really just wanted to put the skinny fellow of a critter in my pocket and dash home. Unfortunately, ma, Queen of Hatred Club o' Cats, HCC for short, started flipping out.
"Mee-suahhhhhh, meeee-suah! Stop that! Stop calling it! I don't want it to follow us!"
(of course she didn't really call me meesuah, stupid beehoon).
All this pleading and yelling while i incessantly continued to make my cat-calls.

I soon got up from my squat position and trudged to the minimart.
All this while, i secretly hoped that my little pussy(cat) was lurking somewhere.

After a bit, we left the minimart and traced our route back home.
My little kitty kat was nowhere in sight so i did a round of cat-calls yet again.
Low and behold! From about 5 metres away my little orange pal ran in my direction, first looking left and right for cars (seriously), and then right at me. I was so happy but i had to act nonchalant obviously cause Queen of HCC was darting looks of poison at us.

We got durians and not long after i reluctantly left the kitten.

I came upstairs to my room for about 2 hours and then quietly i roped kor kor along in my quest to find my hungry chum.
Armed with a can of pa's tuna(hehe) and a can opener, we set off into the horizon(our lift and then void deck).

I searched high and low for him/her, only to find a bunch of other annoying cats.
Completely SJPed, i decided to give a portion of the food to the cutest cat i found.

I opened the can of tuna, while kor kor watched me.
After pouring some out on a tile, the cat that won the cute competition, gobbled up it's prize.

"Eh give some more la"
"ok"

I proceeded to knock the can on the tile,
but carefully,
so that i could save some for my ginger cat.

But BANG!
All the tuna fell out and that one, stupid lucky cat got to enjoy all of it.

-.-''' diao diao diaoooooo