Remember how i told you he started off by played an innocent game of tic tac toe with me? And how he spoke about one-tenth english and talked and even sang till i felt like my ears were going bleed out? When eventually i just wanted to jump off the plane with nothing but a little parachute strapped to my back?
Sounded too outrageous and completely mad in the mind to be a real person right?
Well he also gave me his website. Where he eagerly informed me i could listen to and look at snippets of him and his singing friends proudly belting out arabic numbers. More accurately, i do recall him saying ,"Website. Can see. Can hear."
I googled it today, for shits and giggles.
Well, after about 1234567890 hours of laughter and sheer horror,
i present to you:
'Ayman sergeant : from choirs-Hitter rhythm - (device Alerim Books) age : born in Damascus -1976-work : fashion design, sewing concerns : Learning computer language Alanhklise Hobbies : Krhaddam, swimming, and watch the film world Marital status : Married, two children (Mahmoud Youssef)'
First picture, second from right. Second picture, extreme left. You might notice that i blurred out most the site's address, so as to avoid a legal fit from him and his choir.
Turns out he really is sort of 27. And he has 2 kids.
How can someone that insane be in existence?
Seriously KNNCCB. I wish i could hit him with a huge baseball bat.
Bloody sexual predator perv!
Honestly, very funny and quite entertaining to think about, but also extremely revolting.
As an end note, i shall quote his wise words to me,
"Vel-li, vel-li, boo-tiful".
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