number seven

just now, we went for breakfast at glebe. like a very early just now. anyway. after breakfast, we took a walk. we walked past this school. "look! it's a monastery!" he said. "monastery?? really?!?!" i said. i followed his gaze to a bunch of people, some 150m away. picture this. innocent young school children in deep yellow t-shirts and maroon pants sitting cross-legged on the floor. i couldn't stop laughing. he thought they were monks!!!!

#3

You know the candle i bought from our good friends at Top Dollar?
The one with a fern print all over?
It has burned it's way to a strange level.
Such a strange level that the wick now floats above the wax.
This causes a global phenomenon, known as, wick-floating-above-now-solidified-wax-syndrome.
Which prevents the candle from being lit altogether.
Thank you very much Top Dollar, for i now have half a fern-print candle sitting on my desk completely for ornamental purposes.
P.S.: Very nice touch with the 'anonymous' hoody pictures, beehoon.

number six

just now, i slipped down the flight of steps in my apartment. it was cold. i was wearing my fuzzy brown slip-on bedroom shoes. the left side wasn't worn on properly. i skidded down the stairs as though i was on a sled. it was embarrassing. when i got up, i frantically looked around for my room mate. she was no where to be found. phew. no one saw.

#2

I spent most of my day monitoring my clarins self-tanner induced tan.
I have to say i was quite pleased with the minimal results despite the not extremely pleasent scent that accompanied it.
That was until mama looked at me and said, "Why is your face black and patchy?"
Great.

number five

just now, i kissed him on the lips. his lips tasted sweet. so i asked, "why do your lips taste so sweet?" then he said, "coz i'm sweet." then half an hour later, while walking to the video store, i tried blowing smoke out of my mouth. there was lots of smoke. then he tried blowing smoke. and there was none. then he asked, "how come you can blow smoke and i can't?" and i said, "coz i'm warm." and a few minutes later i said, "i may be cold on the outside, but i'm warm on the inside." and then i couldn't stop laughing at my own joke. then he said out loud, "ting ting ting! rolls eyes!" and i said, "i have to tell meesuah."

number four

just now, i woke up. took my bath. called work. spoke to stan. my boss of one day. i hate waitressing :( it's not easy. i'm made for retail. so i quit. stupid move? so i'm all dressed up for 'work', with nothing to do. i think i'll bake some instant cookies.

number three

just now, at work, my colleague asked me, "why don't want to eat? on diet? how come not hungry? why am i always hungry?" then i said. ever heard of 'pai seh'? then she said "aiyah! don't need to be pai seh lah!!! hey!!!! (she screamed into the small kitchen) she's paiseh!! she's very malu!!!" i wanted to just die.

#1

I sniggered to myself when i read your post

"all by myselfffffff
don't wanna be
all by myselfffff
anymoreeee"

But too bad i am. SJP hehee

number two

just now, i baked an orange poppyseed cake. the almost instant type. it turned out fine. but it tasted like shit. so i threw it away.

number one

just now, i coughed. and beehoon went down the wrong pipe. now it's stuck in my nose.